Sunday 10 March 2013


Weird Places To Meet A Guy

They say you can’t choose when or how you meet someone you fall for. But there are some exceptions. You should at the very least be able to alter how you meet someone who you might spend the rest of your life with — at least, for the sake of when it comes to telling your kids and grand-kids how you met. If you can avoid it, don’t start off that first conversation with the guy making twinkly eyes at you in these particular places.
The Bathroom
So, the line to the women’s restroom was too long and you sneaked into the men’s room, only to find yourself washing hands next to a very handsome fellow. Don’t say a word. Exit the bathroom. Re-find him somewhere later, where there aren’t repulsive smells and men with their pants down.
Prison
It’s nice that you’re paying your (hopefully wrongly) convicted family member or friend a visit in jail. But please ignore the broody, bashful and painfully good-looking inmate also hanging out in the visitation area. Even if he does make a cute and witty comment to you each time you pass him.
Should he ever get out, and the two of you start a life together, you can’t put his prison days behind him, if it’s how your love began! Not to mention, that kind of love is often twisted and fuelled on the “wanting what you can’t have” principle.
Nerd Conferences
The geek force can be interesting. If you are a geek! These conferences can go on for weeks at a time, and you can fall for someone having no idea what they are like in normal life. Many nerds even end up eloping during these conferences, having not a clue what their love partner dresses like out of their geek costume.
And a lot of the love you think you feel is just the excitement of being in a fantasy environment. But once you get back to mortgages and jobs, you find out you’re just two boring people. No super powers. No hidden scales.
Strip Club
So you and your group of girlfriends had the same “crazy” idea as a guy and his group of friends, to hit up a strip club after the bars had closed, and you still felt like partying. Try telling that to your grand children when they turn 15! They don’t want to picture foreign breasts in their dad’s face.
And try telling your in-laws. They don’t want to see you as the type of woman who’d go to a strip club! Not to mention trying to celebrate your anniversary where you met.
At Work
Relationships are hard enough without mixing your job into them. There’s plenty enough to fight about already, without getting angry when one person gets promoted and the other doesn’t, or one is clearly the boss’ favourite, or one isn’t pulling their weight on a project both people are involved in. Or, even worse, when one person gets promoted to the other one’s boss!
Your Favourite Bar
Specifically, dating the bartender at your favourite bar. You have to see him get hit on by other women all the time, and there is nothing you can do about it. You can no longer go to your favourite bar on the nights you just want a girl’s night, or a night away from your man, because he will be there! And should you two ever part ways, not only is that bar off limits, but you’ll probably overhear other women talk.
Your Therapist’s Office
We may not do much therapy in Africa, but we do go to the doctor’s. There’s a reason that person is at the therapist’s or doctor’s in the first place. They are feeling less than stable right now, and that means they will be extra clingy to a partner.
Or, perhaps they’re there because they have commitment issues, which is another bag of craziness. If things do work out, you’ll probably have to start seeing a different therapist, because it will be a conflict of interest.
A Funeral
Okay, this one is a total comedy. Anybody connected to the deceased will think it was highly disrespectful of the two of you to be flirting at a funeral, or even to be in high enough spirits to think about picking somebody’s number. Plus, if things work out, your anniversary will always fall around the anniversary of a loved one’s death.
Source: Madam Noire.com

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